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“I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” - Steven Wright

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Who you are tomorrow begins with what you do today.

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will.

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid - one must also be polite.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get