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On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
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On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
Personality begins where comparison leaves off. Be unique. Be memorable. Be confident. Be proud.
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,Go throw your TV set away,And in its place you can installA lovely bookshelf on the wall.Then fill the shelves with lots of books.
If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you.
People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.