Quotes on “read”

Often on a wet day I begin counting up; what I've read and what I haven't read.

Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.

What refuge is there for the victim who is oppressed with the feeling that there are a thousand new books he ought to read, while life is only long enough for him to attempt to read a hundred?

When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

Let us tenderly and kindly cherish therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write .

Some of these things are true and some of them lies. But they are all good stories.