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I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.