If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
Dorothy Parker
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae West
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
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