Quotes on “humor”

I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.

"Poirot," I said. I have been thinking.An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.