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You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.
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You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.
I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.
I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.
So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.
I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.
Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.
In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!
Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.
Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.