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It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.
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It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.
...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.
Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.
Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat
No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor
I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.