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“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” - Steven Wright

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Control of consciousness determines the quality of life.

Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be brilliant on its behalf.

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting some on yourself.

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.