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“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” - Steven Wright

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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that’s like saying you can never change your fate.

Then you must teach my daughter this same lesson. How to lose your innocence but not your hope. How to laugh forever.

People without hope not only don't write novels, but what is more to the point, they don't read them.

With every mistake, we must surely be learning.

The past is made out of facts... I guess the future is just hope.