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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Time is a slippery thing: lose hold of it once, and its string might sail out of your hands forever.

Time is a slippery thing: lose hold of it once, and its string might sail out of your hands forever.

Anthony Doerr

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The main problem with this great obsession for saving time is very simple: you can't save time. You can only spend it. But you can spend it wisely or foolishly.

The main problem with this great obsession for saving time is very simple: you can't save time. You can only spend it. But you can spend it wisely or foolishly.

Benjamin Hoff

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.

Carl Sandburg

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite

Cassandra Clare

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.

You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.

Charles Buxton

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Scars have the strange power to remind us that our past is real.

Scars have the strange power to remind us that our past is real.

Cormac McCarthy