Quote One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas....

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.” - Groucho Marx

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You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

Knowing others is intelligence;knowing yourself is true wisdom.Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door