150+ Hilarious Quotes That'll Make You Laugh Out Loud

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads.

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

Oh, Eeyore, you are wet! said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.

But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain." "I know," said Pooh humbly.

Some have brains, and some haven't, ... and there it is.