Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.
Richelle Mead
It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?
Ilona Andrews
Wow. What'd he do to deserve that? Rescue orphans from a burning building? If so, you might want to make sure he didn't set the building on fire in the first place.
This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen.
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