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Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.
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Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.
This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen.
Wow. What'd he do to deserve that? Rescue orphans from a burning building? If so, you might want to make sure he didn't set the building on fire in the first place.
It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?