Funny
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Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!
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Quotes on “max”
A collection of quotations filed under max.
Humor
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Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.
Love
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You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.
Humor
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Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)
