Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
Amy Sedaris
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
Criss Jami
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.
Tamora Pierce
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