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Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles
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Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles
Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.— Rhett
She, as no other ever could, reached every corner of his heart. His joy, and his salvation.
Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it.
Roarke: The bodies of the three men were found floating in the Chattahoochee River.Eve: I think it'd be embarrassing to be dead in the Hoochie-Coochie River.Roarke: ChattahoocheeEve: What's the difference?Roarke: Quite a bit, I'd think.