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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
She wanted to go over and hug his tears away, but she was too frightened.
Only a generation of readers will spawn a generation of writers.
We must do our work for its own sake, not for fortune or attention or applause.
A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this.
The most important thing about art is to work. Nothing else matters except sitting down every day and trying.
Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident.
The universe is big, its vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that's the theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet, but this would do me.
The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes—very rarely—impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.