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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Ink runs from the corners of my mouth.There is no happiness like mine.I have been eating poetry.

The shelf was filled with books that were hard to read, that could devastate and remake one's soul, and that, when they were finished, had a kick like a mule.

I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them

Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away. I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them.