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Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
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Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
He hated when his own advice applied to himself.
I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.
Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.
You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.
Down in the water, Octavian yelled, Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!Tempting, Percy called down.
You have to rise above the squabbling and chaos, and keep believing. You have to always keep your goals in mind. -Hera, goddess of marriage
But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword.
But beauty is about finding the right fit, the most natural fit, To be perfect, you have to feel perfect about yourself --- avoid trying to be something you're not. For a goddess, that's especially hard. We can change so easily.-Aphrodite
Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.
Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!
But magic is neither good nor evil. It is a tool, like a knife. Is a knife evil? Only if the wielder is evil.