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Life is more fun if you play games.

I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

Loving's pretty easy. It's letting someone love you that's hard.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.