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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” - Groucho Marx



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The best revenge is massive success.

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Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.

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Don’t count the days, make the days count.

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Do what you love and the money will follow.

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Opportunities don't happen, you create them.

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The starting point of all achievement is desire.

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