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That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.

When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

Do you train for passing tests or do you train for creative inquiry?

Education is a system of imposed ignorance.

That's the whole point of good propaganda. You want to create a slogan that nobody's going to be against, and everybody's going to be for. Nobody knows what it means, because it doesn't mean anything.

Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune.

Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has lost on the other side of the street, because that's where the light is. It has no other choice.

It is always the false that makes you suffer, the false desires and fears, the false values and ideas, the false relationships between people. Abandon the false and you are free of pain; truth makes happy, truth liberates.

Wisdom is knowing I am nothing,Love is knowing I am everything,and between the two my life moves.