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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.