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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

I really should come with a warning label.

We're actors — we're the opposite of people!

It is a defect of God's humor that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them.

I am not my body. My body is nothing without me.

Be happy -- if you're not even happy, what's so good about surviving?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.

...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....