Enjoy a good laugh by our collection of Funny & Humor Quotes by famous authors such as J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, Terry Pratchett, Mark Twain,
An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
A great nose may be an indexOf a great soul
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!
I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time; now I had to start living for them.
Laurell K. Hamilton
I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.-Ella Varner
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.
Some have brains, and some haven't, ... and there it is.
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.
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